Slide 1

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 2

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 3

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 4

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 5

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 6

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 7

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 8

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 9

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 10

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 11

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 12

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 13

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 14

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 15

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 16

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 17

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 18

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 19

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 20

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!


Slide 21

by road…

With Evgeny and Mark

Subject: Vladivostok to Moscow! (9th August 2009)
Some pictures from Vladivostok.
We were there during the celebration for the Russian Navy day. Vladivostok is home to Russia's Pacific Fleet. We
went down to the beach where crowds of people were gathering to watch the flotilla cruise past a special vantage
point where the admirals were inspecting the fleet. It took most of the day, so imagine how much vodka the old
Admiral would have drunk during that period!!! He would probably think he had twice as many ships!
They did some fancy pyrotechnics making ships disappear in a cloud of smoke, some cannon fire, lots of
machine gun fire etc.
Despite the crowds, I followed my mate wondering where we were going. We entered a tall building one street
back from the water front, went up to the top in the lift, up some secluded stairs, out through a little door and....
Wow! We were on the roof of this big building with views over looking the whole harbour! Only 1 other small
group of people had managed to find this. I was amazed how he found this, and he told me he was there last year.
It was a better seat than the old Admiral had, but I guess after all the vodka he would have fallen off the roof!
Da Svedanya... Mark

Vladivostok Railway station.
This post represents 9288 kms
from Moscow by rail.

“Which way Vladimir?” Vladivostok

Russian Navy Day. Vladivostok Harbour

Subject: Khabarovsk to Baikal Lake (10th August 2009)
Do you remember that "Roxette" song Sleeping in my car?
We drove overnight to Khabarovsk, another city on the Far East of Russia on the Amour River. We actually had to
drive North to go around the Northern part of China which juts into Russia. (Later we can only pick up Chinese
radio stations which made us laugh...)
The road into here was quite bad and on arrival we inspected the front tyres and noticed both wheels had bulges in
the tyres from crashing over the pot holes, so we had to get both of them repaired here. We walked around the city
centre and along the river even though we were tired. Beautiful city with lovely collection of churches and people
soaking up the sun lying on the sandy beach of the river.
Next stop was Chita, just a short 3000kms away! Aaaarrrggghhh! Ok, better get going....
Mark!

Vintage tractor in the riverside
park Khabarovsk, Eastern Russia

Ice hockey stadium, Khabarovsk

Those famous Russia roads!
(Not russian anywhere with these potholes!)

Trans-Siberian Railway

Outback fuel stop, Russian Style!

Subject: Lake Baikal and Irkutsk (12 August 2009)
The road condition lived up to our expectation... lucky we weren't expecting anything better. We wanted to put our
poor little car on the train to cover the worst part, but they would not take it unless we went all the way to Moscow.
(How boring!) So we had no choice but to drive.
After 100's of kilometres of crawling over bad roads, we came across the most beautiful super highway imaginable.
All newly finished and ohhh sooooo smooth. What a dream! So I cranked up the speed. Although there weren't many
cars, they all past me even though I was going 140 km/hr. So I asked the sleeping bundle in the back... what IS the
speed limit?
"Actually its 90 km/h but the next police station is 2000 kms away, so do what ever you like" Really?.... so I did. I just
want to say, never buy a Honda accord. The speedo maxes out at 190, and the engine cuts out at 200 km/h.
I must also clarify here, for any police that may be reading this, that the attached photo of maxed out speedo has
been photo shopped as I would never encourage driving above the speed limit on dodgy tyres that have had to be
repaired once already. In fact before we reached our next destination, a pot hole claimed our first front wheel which
had the tyre pushed off the rim completely ruining the tyre and some small damage to the rim. Luckily we anticipated
this and had 2 complete spares in the boot.
We finally arrived very early to the first sights of Lake Baikal. Have you ever heard of this place? Its in Eastern Siberia
and contains 20% of all the known fresh water on planet earth. Amazing eh? That is more than the great lakes in
America!!! OK, it may not look as big as the great lakes, but at 700 kms long, it is more than 1.5 kms deep. We were so
happy to see the lake, we parked on the shore, washed the car, ate some left overs from the floor of the car, and
mucked about on the beach. We even contimplated a swim but the water was ohhh so cold! The local fish monger
stopped by to see what all the excitement was. He was ridding a 3 wheeled russian bike with some special fish in the
back only found in Lake Baikal. He could see we were not interested in buying fish, but seeing my interest in his bike,
he let me have a ride.
Next stop... the beautiful city of Irkutsk with its fantastic collection of churches. But no time to stop. After a quick look
around the city, it was back to singing "Sleeping in my car"
Seeya...

We are so happy to finally make it to Lake
Baikal!

The local fisherman let’s
me ride his bike….

The corner shop always
has a good selection
(more beer… more beer!)

Petrol Bowser shows
litres on a clock face

One of the many beautiful churches in Irkutsk

Subject: Krasnoyask! The most beautiful...

(18th August 2009)

Ммммм... Краснояск это любимый город!!! (English? Krasnoyask is my favourite city!!!)
We arrived early morning in Krasnoyask. Its a beautiful city (as the name suggests)
which is cut in half by the mighty Enicey River. So famous in Russia is this city, that
all the pictures used on the most common bank note, the lowly 10 roubles, are from this beautiful
city. Some of the rivers we have crossed or passed flow into this big river. (Rivers such as Angara)
Outside the town at the other end is a huge hydro electric powerstation. We looked from the bridge
downstream through the early morning summer mist to see the water bubbling out from this
massive structure.
We continues driving upstream to the other side of the powerstation where the river has been damn.
Here I called it a lake but was reminded that it is still the Enicey river. It has a yacht club and small
boat harbour and we tested the water around the boats and found it to be a pleasant temperature so
we changed into our toggs and waded down the boat ramp for a very enjoyable morning swim. There
were people nearby listening to us speaking English and ask Evgeniy where we came from. They
were impressed that he was all the way from Volgagrad, but even more when they found out I was
from Australia.
We tried to park on the bridge to get some photos of the powerstation, but the security guarding the
bridge quickly did their job and gave us the heave-ho. Probably thought we were terrorists planning
a stike on the powerstation. We walked upstream to get some photos instead, passing men fly
fishing for the salmon on their way upstream.
We looked around the city centre, saw the bridge
on the banknote, had something to eat then time
to hit the road again...

Hydro PowerStation,

River Enicey

River Enicey

Not quiet Big Ben
Kransnoyask city centre

Need
anything
from the
local shop?

Subject: Novosibursk, geographical centre of Russia

(24th August 2009)

The many secrets of Novosibursk!
Many people have asked me why our car looks so crappy, and what's the story with the white stuff on the front. Have you
got a minute?.... then I'll tell you. Before we lost the last sight of bitumen, there was this little cafe in a village of about 10
houses. There specialty was not the borsch soup, but somehow the workshop next door got hold of a huge consignment
of surgical sticking plaster. Now whether they did a raid on the United Nations store for world war 3, or maybe they were
made in the soviet times to keep workers busy and they had a surplus, or perhaps they had passed the "used by" date,
remainds a mystery. But these boys had boxes and boxes of this stuff and they made some nice vodka money by wrapping
up the front of people's cars to prevent stone damage from the nightmare they call a road which we about to meet. (They all
laughed when I said "Eta ne doroga, eta Prekol!" Its not a road, its a joke!)
So they put some fine mesh over the radiator and taped up all other surfaces that would be likely to suffer damage,
including the nice little driving lights down under the bumper which we later used to spot my first ever bear in Russia. He
was crossing the road and disappeared down the embankment. We stopped and put the torch out the window only to see it
was a big wild pig! Not a bear afterall. Anyway, if you look closely at some of the later photos, you can notice the bandages
starting to peel off. They do this when the speed exceeds 180km/hr. So in this state, I nick-named our car "The mummy"
with its half peeling bandages.
On the bad roads, our poor car still suffered from lack of ground clearance, and at one point after getting back to bitumen
for the next high speed dash to make up time, we noticed and scraping sound under the car. The exhaust pipe was
dragging on the ground!
We searched for some fencing wire to tie it up without success. Its for this very reason I always have some cable ties in my
tool box. They are the best thing since they put beer in cans!
Further investigation showed the pipe had been pushed back and fallen off all the hanger pins. I came up with a marine
engineers solution. We found a stick and used one of the support brackets for the armco railing to push it back. I held the
stick between the muffler which was resembling a frying pan, and the bracket while Evgeniy reversed the car backwards
into the stick. It took a few goes, but eventually it had bent back enough to hang it back up again.
Novosibursk was our next major city. It is the 3rd largest city in Russia after Moscow and St Petersburg. It is a modern city
built in the 1890's as the main crossing point of the Ob river for the trans-siberian railway. The original bridge was later
destroyed in the russian revolution, and a section of the old riveted box girder bridge was later put in display next to the
new bridge in the city centre as a monument.
There are many secret things about this place. The friend we are staying with has a business that is internet based, so
doesn't need any glossy street front address. So his office is in the basement of one city centre building. He reckons there
is secret floor below built during soviet times for storage of munitions etc.
He also reckons the theatre building in the city centre (with me out the front with statues) has secret offices deep under
ground for the KGB. (Now FSB). I better go, they are probably monitoring this email!!!
Da Svedanya comrades!

The Centre of Russia

Heavy Rain… Where’s the road?

We found this muffler shaped frying
pan under our car…

Subject: Crazy Russian Police!
Did I tell you about the Russian highway patrol?
The ДПС in English DPS, (road post service... its a standard joke that if they are a service why they make so much trouble
for the average motorist instead of serving them!)
They have checkpoints every hundred kilometres or so and regularly stop cars and trucks just to check your papers are all
in order (ver r yor paapis!!) So finally it was my turn to get stopped. Luckily I had slowed down when entering the city
limits, but was still speeding a bit, so nervously pulled over when directed. Evgeniy was sleeping in the back. I pulled the
big packet of documents you need from the rear seat pocket and showed them to the kind gentleman. He looked nodded
his head and realised I was a foreigner. So he wanted to see my license. He looked at my Australian drivers license and $
signs appeared in his eyes. (Not roubles... dollars!) No problems, I went to the boot and got my international drivers license
from my bag and showed him. He shook his head and directed me to follow him inside. Hmmm I was feeling guilty about
drivining at 200km/hr and speeding on the way into this town, but nothing seemed to matter except my fake aussie license.
He handed all the papers to the supervisor sitting behind a desk behind a small window. He looked, shook his head and
explained to me in Russian that my license was not valid. I tried in my worst russian to explain all about the services of the
victorian RACV in Australia and how they reckon "she'll be right" but he didn't agree. So I could see we were not getting
anywhere and I needed some help from a tranlator. So I went to the car and woke up Evgeniy and told him we were in deep
doo-doo. He was awake by now anyway, just calmly nodded his head, pulled out a folder from the seat pocket, extracted a
document and followed my back inside. After this there was long winded discussions and the magic document was
presented with lots of finger pointing from Evgeniy and slightly raised voices brough raised eyebrows from the supervisor.
Finally the supervisor lost patience, packed up all our documents and told us to go. As we walked out, I asked my amazing
friend what was that secret document? He told me he expected this attempt to extort money from a foreigner, so he had
found on the internet and printed a copy of the driving treaty from all the world driving organisations. He told me that it
states "Any license from another country that is written in roman style lettering, ie: not arabic, indian or chinese, would be
recognised within the Russian Federation as reciprical rights to drive." Evgeniy pointed out to him that I didn't even need
the stupid International License with its Russian translation. It is just an extra that would be nice to have but in fact was not
even required. So... off we went again.
As the road conditions were now ok, on our next long stop we got somebody to look under our car to try and find out why
the exhaust was sounding like a hot rod (I liked it!). They found this flattened frying pan underneath our car. We got it
replaced, and a new oxygen sensor which had been ripped out on the rough roads, for the computer fuel management
system and off we went again... Seeya
If you want to see Siberia in the winter, check out the link to these photos. (Not mine thank goodness!)
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1306150

Ekaterinburg
Ekaterinburg, Russia’s 5th largest city is at the foot of the
Ural Mountains, separating Europe and Asia. This city is
famous for many things, like being the place where Tsar
Nicholas and his family took refuge and were later
murdered by the Bolsheviks during the revolution in
1918. More importantly for us, it’s the home of the Ural
Motorcycle!!!

“Church on the blood” built on the site where the
Romanovs (the last Royal Family of Russia) were executed

The old railway station

Subject: Moscow at last!
Arrived late and met with an ex-collegue and mate who put me up on
his couch for a couple of nights. Next morning it was off to see the
sights. And oh what sights they were! Even the rain could not
dampen my excitement. Like seeing the Taj Mahal in India, to walk to
the gates of Red Square and look through and see St Basil's standing
at the end through the gate nearly made me wet my pants! I could not
believe I was there!!!After walking around taking it all in, my next
mission was to meet face to face the man who's statue adorns every
city in Russia.
When Lenin died 80 years ago, a crypt was built outside the wall of
the kremlin inside red square, and he has waited for me to visit ever
since. When the soviet union was dismantled there was a plan to
remove Lenin and finally bury him, but they realised he has become a
tourist attraction, so they left him alone. What would he think about
his status changing from great leader lying in state, to tourist
attraction? Maybe they should get “Madame Too-silly” to fill the
empty corners of his crypt with Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monore and
Ned Kelly? One and a half hours waiting in a long cue in the rain was
worth the 30 seconds I had with him, as the guard told me to move
along, no stopping.. but it was worth every second. I must say being
dead 80 years he looked better than me still alive! But I couldn't help
thinking about his ideas. Across the other side of Red Square is the
most magnificent, grand building with fantastic archetecture call ГУМ
(Goom in English). I don't know what it was originally, but has now
been converted to one of those exclusive, expensive shopping
centres... you know the "American icon of capitalism" style. And it
just amazed me to have this "so" strong icon of capitalism on one
side of red square, and there is my mate Vlad with all the socialist
ideas still inside his head on the other side, and I cant help thinking
he would be muttering under his breathe (if he did breathe) "What are
they doing across the road! Why don't they listen to me!!!"

The Kremlin

Goom Centre

Red
Square

St. Basils

The “country boy” from Korsakov drinking
his beer opposite the Kremlin
Capitalism arrives in Russia!
…inside The Goom centre

“Western Capitalism” sponsored by….

When Max got home from work, we went out for dinner then he took me to a club. It was like a Russian "Timezone".
We had a world championship air hockey tournament, Australia and Russia went down to the wire with Russia
winning in the final. Then onto the pool table. All this time we were knocking back a few amber saps, from a big
frosty beer glass, the type I had seen many times before and having somewhat of a fetish for beer glasses, I asked
Max where I could buy a glass like this. Surely in Moscow there would be some place? So Max shouted the next
round and came with the answer from the barman.. "Why would you want to buy a beer glass? Just do like everyone
else and steal it" What? The barman really said that? Yep! (dont need to ask me twice...) Next we went upstairs for
some 10 pin bowls before getting the last Metro train home. Poor Max had to work the next day. As for me, I looked
around the city and found a shop selling leather jeans! I have seen the mafia boys in Korsakov wearing these and
always wanted a pair but could never find them. So now I have my own. They are very handy with multiple uses:1. To
look like Mafia boy from Korsakov 2. To look Gay in the nightclubs 3. To look like a bad-arse bikie.
(You can make up your own mind!)

The Moscow Metro stations
are beautifully decorated
The stolen beer glass makes it onto
the Metro!

Max pushes Russia to an early
lead in the world championship

Subject:

Aerospace Museum

The next day Max took a sickie. He worked with us in the Far
East but landed a job as the safety manager for Air Liquid
Russia, much better than his career path working with us. He
took me to the aerospace museum. The thing I really like
about Russia, is that they did everything in the world that
everyone else did, but being isolated and not wanting to talk
to anyone, did it in a completely different way! They even
upstaged the American's in the space race forcing the them to
open their mouths and say they would walk on the moon, then
have to spend squillions on fancy movie sets in the Navada
desert to make it look like they really did. I even saw Belka
and Strelka, the first 2 space dogs to return home to their
masters after failing to find a tree to relieve themselves in
space. Lots too on Russia's favourite son Yuri Gregarin, the
first man in space who later died in a plane crash.

Of course a trip to any country could not be complete for me without visiting the technical museum. How
amazing was this place with big models of steamboilers all built in a slightly different way, and models of hydro
electric powerstations like the one at Krasnoyask. Incidentally, did you hear about the one further upstream
where there was a big accident with 50 people dead? Nasty... I was also very interested in the nuclear power
station section where they had actual fuel rods cut away to see the fluid flow paths inside. Then of course the
old Russian cars and Motocycles!! No Triumphs here!Well finally time to leave Moscow and return to Sakhalin
over on the Far East where I live. The domestic airport is one of the old soviet style where things are done in a
crazy way. Max came with me to make sure things went well, but they didn't! Got all the way to the end of the
metro system, no problems! Then onto the bus for the short distance to the airport. But the traffic in the outer
reaches of Moscow had to be seen to be believed. The bus moved out into the main road, and stopped. Moved 10
metres and stopped. There were people walking faster than this and if I didn't have any bags I would have walked
too. Time seemed to vanish and the plane was long gone before I reached the airport. Lots of dramas with the
ticket office who refused to honor my ticket now the plane was gone, and the new fare was 40,000r or $2,000 aud.
I could fly around the world for that amount, so I told them I would walk back to the East! Home again, and lots of
phone calls to my boss and new tickets were emailed for only 10,000r ($500).Next day I was alone and reached
the airport 3 hours too early, but sure I would not miss this flight. I handed my passport to the check in desk and
the girl there nearly fell off her chair and called the customs man over to "Check this out!!" He was waving his
arms up and down and speaking so quickly with excitement there was no chance to catch what he was on about.
So they directed me to an interview booth, just like you see on Border security on the tele. But this is only
domestic? What the....Another man with lots of brass on his shoulders came in with the brass knuckles and
rubber hose... (OK, I'm being silly now...) He asked me in perfect English how it was possible that I registered my
passport in Vladivostok 2 weeks ago, and had not been seen since, now I turn up in Moscow? (It must have
driven the KGB crazy!) I explained I drove a car from Vladivostok. He looked at me like I had 2 heads and asked
how can I prove this? Quick thinking in these situations is one thing I am good at having experience with
customs and immigration in Korsakov... I pulled out my camera and we had a good chat and laugh at photos of
me in Lake Baikal, the river Enicey, Novosobursk, etc. He explained it is necessary to register each night where I
slept. I asked how it is possible in the middle of Siberia sleeping in our car. I sang the Roxette song to him until
he could take no more, shook my hand and sent me on my way.Sorry for all this waffle, but the story is not
finished yet!

Arriving at work, I gave my passport to the visa office in my building as normal to register my arrival. Next day I
get a "Please come to my office" from our top ranking manager. He wasn't looking to happy when I got there and
told me the immigration office went nuts when they tried to register my passport, and they want to fine the
company for breach of the immigration act 800,000r. "It is because of your actions our company will receive this,
and if they fine us, we will pass it on to your account" wow... I was thinking $4000 is a lot of money, then realised
it is $40,000! I dont even have that much! And I told him I would instead do the gaol time. They claim I had been
working for the past 2 weeks with the company failing to register me. So I sent my passport back to the visa office
with a copy of my ticket showing I had just arrived, and a letter explaining the story.So do you know what the
smart girls in the visa office did... (Oh, they are so clever) They thought, wait a minute, Mark doesn't live in the big
city here, he lives in korsakov. So they took my passport to the local post office in my village, and the lady didn't
even look, just stamped it and gave it back, nothing said!!! You beauty!!!So, now... its the second last day here in
Russia for me. My time is over and I will return to work in Australia starting next month. You will be relieved not to
get such long stories!!! Except... did I tell you I will take the family to visit China before settling into a normal life
in Australia. Da Svedanya!