Transcript “Weather” you like it or not! A plan for world domination

“Weather” you like it or not!
A plan for world domination
Prof. Moriarty
Evil Institute of Technology
Friday, January 13, 2006
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Project Background
• Previous attempts at world domination
– Evil satellite launched, 1967
• Shot down by S.P.I.E.S. within hours
– Princess of Khajerkistan kidnapped, 1972
• Rescued by S.P.I.E.S. within hours
– Release of radioactive spiders in NYC, 1982
• Prevented by S.P.I.E.S. just in the nick of time
– Britney Spears’ career, 1999-present
• Foiled by her own lack of talent, class
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Evil plan
• Purchase resorts in tropical locations
• Build Evil Weather Machine ™
• Control weather all over the world
– Resorts warm, sunny
– Rest of world
• Cold
• Snowy or rainy
• Windy
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The Resorts
• Features
– Sunny skies
– Clear ocean
– 1- and 2- bedroom
huts
– Presidential suites
– Continental breakfast
– UNREASONABLE
PRICES!
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Evil plan
Purchase resorts in tropical locations
• Build Evil Weather Machine ™
• Control weather all over the world
– Resorts warm, sunny
– Rest of world
• Cold
• Snowy or rainy
• Windy
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Evil Weather Machine ™
• Draws nice weather
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•
to Evil Resorts
Brings nasty weather
everywhere else
This forces people to
come to Evil Resorts
and pay our
exorbitant prices!
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Evil plan
Purchase resorts in tropical locations
Build Evil Weather Machine ™
• Control weather all over the world
– Resorts warm, sunny
– Rest of world
• Cold
• Snowy or rainy
• Windy
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How S.P.I.E.S. can foil my plan
• You can’t!!
• To ensure that you can’t, I have built a
bomb into this presentation
• It will detonate in 10 minutes, killing you
all!
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