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Why was 6
afraid of 7?
Because 789!
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What did the spider
do on the computer?
It made a website!
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What has four legs
but can't walk?
A table!
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How do you know carrots
are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see
rabbits wearing glasses!
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On which side of an
ostrich are the feathers?
The outside!
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“Joey, can you come out
and play?”
“No. I have to help my
dad do my homework.”
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What did the fish
say when he swam
into the wall?
Dam!
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Why did the clown take
off his shoes?
His feet felt funny.
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What did the elevator say
to the doctor?
“I’m coming down with
something.”
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What is the longest word
in English?
“Smiles. There’s a mile
between each “s”.
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Why did the bunny cross
the road?
Because it wanted to
show its girlfriend it
could hip hop!
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Why did the man put
his money in the
freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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Where do polar
bears vote?
The North Poll
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Where do snowmen
keep their money?
In snow banks.
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What's brown and
sticky?
A stick.
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Why did the
tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
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What did the grape do
when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
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What dog keeps
the best time?
A watch dog.
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What did the water
say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the judge say
when the skunk walked in
the court room?
Odor in the court.
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Why did the
elephant eat the
candle?
He wanted a light snack!
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What do you get from a
pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
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What letters are not
in the alphabet?
The ones in the mail,
of course!
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What did the gum say to
the shoe?
“I’m stuck on you.”
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What do you call cheese
that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese
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After a careful
examination the doctor
said, “ I’m sorry to tell
you that you’ve only got
four hours to live. {cont.}
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Is there anyone you want
to see before you go?”
“Yes,” answered the
patient. “ Another
doctor.”
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Dad, “You usually talk a lot
on the phone. Why did you
only talk half an hour?”
Daughter, “It was a
wrong number!”
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What goes up the chimney
down, but not down the
chimney up?
An umbrella
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Where do spices go when
they are sick?
To see Dr. Pepper.
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