Transcript FULLEE FALTOO PJ Collection Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? ► Adidas. Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new research, 3 +3

FULLEE FALTOO
PJ Collection
Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata
hain.Uska Naam kya hai?
► Adidas.
Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.
According to new research,
3 +3 = 8
Kaise...............socho socho
► Very
....
simple …… ......
.
Galti se !!!!
In a pond there are 10 fish, one of
them dies, and
the water level of the pond
increases. How?
.................
►A
- The other 9 fish are crying
Two hairs on a bald man's head fall
in love with each other and want
to get married, but cannot.Why?
► Because
illegal.
under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
One day a man is sitting in the
jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow'
sits
on his shoulder, and the man dies.
Why ?
► Ans.
Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an
elephant.
10 Ants are walking on a road. 9
are black. 1 is white. Why ?
► One
of them is a widow
What are the three versions of
JAVA software?
► 1.)
Mar JAVA
► 2.) Mit JAVA
► 3.) Kar JAVA
Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to
Kumble And Kumble gives it to
Sehwag.
Why ?
► Because
Sehwag is the Opener.
Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT.
Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets
84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the
Hare does not. How?
► Sports
Quota
Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes
into NO ENTRY. The Police does
not catch him. Why?
► Ans.
Because he was walking.
What wud u call a Gal who
never laughs....?
► Hasi
na.
What wud u call a Gal who
always pushes her father ....?
► Push
pa.
ELEPHANT-BANANA Series
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is
hungry, but yet it does not eat
the bananas. Why ?
► Because
the bananas are made of plastic.
The 5 bananas are real , but yet
the elephant does not eat it.
Why?
► Because
the elephant is made of plastic.
Both the elephant and the bananas
are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
Why ?
► Because
the bananas are in the TV.
Both the elephant and the bananas
are real and in the TV, but yet it
cannot eat it. Why?
► Because
they are on different channels.
Both the elephant and the bananas
are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat
it. Why?
► Because
the TV is off.
Once a cockroach was singing a
song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR
while he was walking on the
road. But all of a sudden he died.
Why?
► B'coz
the song he was singing is a HIT!!!
Shahrukh khan ka plural?
► ICICI
Bank
► Why?
► Coz
Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
► ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
What will you call a person who
is departing from India?
► Hindustan
Lever
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain,
Mann main hai par Dhadkan
main nahi?
► Aamir
Khan
Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta
hain, toh uska naam kya rahega?
► Jal-andar
Singh
Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar
aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya
hoga?
► soch
maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad
naam kaise change hoga!
What is the Center of Gravity?
► its
V .............. the center of "gra V ity.