Transcript Humor-moonstone

A Free State farmer buys a
Mercedes of the new Eclass, from Three point
motors. He is anoyed about
the price of the extras that
are not standard
equipment.
A while later the director of
Three point motors buys a
cow from the same farmer
for his hobby farm.
The farmer makes the following invoice:
Invoice:
1 cow (standard version)
baseprice
2 colours (Black/White)
extra
Leather upholstery
Milkreservoir for summer and winter use
4 Milk taps @ R12,50 each
2 Bumpers, finished in Horn @ R 17,50
Fly swatter, semi automatic
Environmentally friendly exhaust catalist
All terrain and weather boots
Brake system 2 circuits (Legs front and rear)
Multi tone horn
Eyes, HALOGEN
Multiple fuel use possibility
Total for cow as ordered
R 2.400
R 150
R 100
R
50
R
50
R
35
R
30
R
60
R 100
R 400
R 135
R 150
R 1.250
R 4.910