Transcript Mullets of Famous People

History of Mullets
Pictorial Evidence
History of Mullets - What is a mullet?
• A mullet is a form of ridiculous haircut
• Short on the sides and long at the back
• When asking for a mullet haircut this is
what should be requested:
“One on the sides, don't touch the back ,
Six on the top and don't cut it wack,
Jack"
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Why is it called a Mullet? Just ask Baggio
the Soccer Player.
History of Mullets - Other terms for
mullet
• A mullet is also known as:
Hockey player haircut, Soccer Rocker, Guido, Bi
Level Shag, Neckwarmer, Ape Drape, Sphinx,
Hack Job, Lobster, Mud Flap, B&T (bridge and
tunnel), River cut (as in Colorado River), Schlong
(short on the sides, long in back), S&L crisis, Long
Island Iced Tease, SFLB (Short in Front,Long in
Back - "sphil-be"), Squirrel Pelt, Scorp (as in
scorpion), East Kentwood Hair, Sharpies Haircut,
Plugger crop.
A formal Study of Mullets
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BACKGROUND
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This guy was
obviously
a famous Egyptian.
He was probably the
first person to ‘wear’
the mullet. Society
took the piss out of this
haircut 3,000 years ago
History of Mullets - Mullets are
declining………...just.
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• The economic crisis in Asia has once again
seen Mullets Flourish in the region.
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South America has recently seen a boom in
the number of people with mullets
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Mullets have recently moved in a pack formation
into the Information Technology field
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Mullets are normally found in bars with no
women.
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Or at any
sporting
event that
involves
lots of
cars.
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Femullets have existed for decades!
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In the 1990’s there has been the
introduction of the Lullet (lesbian mullet)
History of Mullets - Relatives of the
Mullet
History of Mullets Studies show there is a Genetic component to
the Mullet
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• More and More Mullets are finding each
other.
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AND they are breeding!
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• This is a perfect example of a mullet on a
non-famous person.
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• That haircut is pretty ridiculous.
• However, a mullet on a famous person
just seems more absurd.
• Why would someone in the public eye,
earning millions of dollars subject
themselves into such humiliation.
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• It is OK to laugh at this famous person. He
is a dick!
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NO!
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Kenny G -The pied piper of mullets
Help me!!! I don’t want
a mullet I am happy
with my dreds
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Isn’t that….
Kenny G my
mullet looks
good!
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Once he got
rid of his mullet
he got rid of his
stupid wife,
started rooting
Steffi Graph and
won every tournament
He is now #1
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• Some famous people you just think that it is
inconceivable that they could have ever had
a mullet.
• But they have!………...
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• Like the entire Chicago Bulls roster
Come on Fella’s
Lets show some
MULLETUDE!!!
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OK Phil - But my Fro
Mullet is much better than
your white boy greying
piece of shit!
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Come on guys, show
some team spirit.
All of our mullets
are kick arse.
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• It is a shame this guy can’t play basketball!!
WINNER!!!
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• Australian Sporting heroes are not immune
to the mullet.
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• OH NO!!! - who is this guy?
Hi my name’s
Nick Boots.
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Definite
MULLET
Action!!
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• This famous actor does not seem too
pleased to be photographed with his mullet!
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He could make a
bomb out of
cotton wool, duct
tape and a swiss
army knife. He
saved many
lives. Yet noone could be
saved from an
hour a week of
his big mullet.
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• Hamletullet
• RiggsMullet
• Mad Maxi Mullet
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Why wont you go
into the hole
hairdressers??
Are you too good
for your home
hairdresser??
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THIS
IS
GROUND
CONTROL
TO
MAJOR
MULLET!!
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A GRADE
1980’s
MULLET
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THE RARE BALDING MULLET
Worthington, can definitely do a ‘sweep over’
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What is it with Wrestlers and Mullets???
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And Baseballers??
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DE PLANE
BOSS!!
DE PLANE!!
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• Famous Magicians are famous for Mullets
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INSPIRED MULLETS
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INSPIRED MULLETS
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INSPIRED MULLETS
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INSPIRED MULLETS
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GET THE F@#K OUT OF HERE!
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Why was Jar Jar Binks so
unpopular? Was it because
he had an annoying voice,
added nothing to the movie
or was it because he was just
plain annoying - No it was
because he had a ‘Mullet’.