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Dear Family Member’s:
Volume 01 ; Issue 01
01 June 2012
It was really wonderful to see the enthusiastic month. The sports activities and the Celebration of our Company’s
Foundation Day has made a remarkable memory.
It’s your hard work and dedication which makes you stand out; out of the box thinking and ideas are amazing which is
helping the company grow. Most important was the team work observed by members of all verticals. We are sure if
we continue performing like this we will soon set the milestone to the next level. Congratulations!! To all the
Winners.
The World Environment day is on 5th June 2012. This year it is based on Green Economy hosted by the country Brazil.
The green economy is one that results in improved human well-being and social equity, while significantly reducing
environmental risks and ecological green economy is an economy or economic development model based
on sustainable development and a knowledge of ecological economics.
The present environmental problem lies in our prevalent model of development, which has established consumerism
as an index of development. The answer to this problem can be observed in Jain Philosophy. The first principle of Jain
Philosophy is Ahimsa; by which non-violence or non- injury to any form of life is maintained. The second Principle is
Aparigraha, which means to limit possessions to what is necessary or important. Both this principles help us in
safeguarding the environment.
I would also, like to congratulate the team members to grab the ONGC Tender at Nada after the continuous hard
work for more than one year. Also, I heartily congratulate the MEPL team for achieving the Vasundhara Award for the
industry sector of the year 2012
Abhay Sancheti
Chairman
Editor &
Publisher:
Aarti Borole
COMPANY NEWS:
Inside This Issue:
Waste –Expo @ Las Vegas
Company News
Our Chairman Mr. Abhay Sancheti attended ‘The waste expo: the
center of it all, where environment meets the innovation’
Conference and Exhibits at Las Vegas Convention Centre, Las Vegas,
NV. This waste expo was scheduled between 30 April 2012 to 3 May
2012.
CSR Activity
Environment News
HR Forum
Time to Smile
Opinions expressed by the authors in
this magazine are not necessarily
those held by the Management.
Articles are also compiled or written
in originally.
(For private circulation only)
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New Achievements:
ETP @ NADA:
After chasing and hard work of more than one year; Oil
and Natural Gas Corporation (ONGC) has placed the
Notification of Award (NOA) of contract on an SMS
Infrastructure Limited for execution of the entire scope
of works for “Construction of ETP at NADA, Additional
handling facilities along with laying of associated
pipelines in Area IV at Ankleshwar Asset”.
The project is worth 144 cores.
New Office @ Ghana:
Our new Company viz. SMS-UGH GHANA LIMITED is
being incorporated in victoriaborg Accra.
The Certificate of Incorporation Effective from 3rd
November 2011 has been received.
Telecast of BMW Facility,
Mumbai
A video telecast of our Bio Medical
Waste Management Facility,
Mumbai was shown on Doordarshan
Channel on 8th April 2012.
A very good message of handling
and the importance of managing the
biomedical waste was conveyed to
the common man.
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FOUNDATION DAY CELEBRATION @ SMS CORPORATE OFFICE
A foundation day was celebrated by SMS group of company in
its premises at Corporate Office, Nagpur. The SMS Family
members, their Spouses and Children were invited to the
function. The Function was hosted by Mr. Sushant Mukherjee &
Ms. Kavita Paliwal.
The program started with a traditional Shlokas. Few young
Employees presented a colorful cultural program which
enthralled the audience. Our Managing Director Shri Anand
Sancheti & Chairman Shri Abhay Sancheti also expressed their
views on the 1st celebrations of Our Foundation Day. The
program subsequently followed by the various categories
awards presentations.This function ended with a grand dinner.
All of them cherished the performances and enjoyed the
function.
The list of various award winners is enclosed further.
Conti…
The Sports & Other Award Winners are as follows:
SR.
NO.
NAME
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LAWN TENNIS
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CHESS
SNOOKER
TABLE TENNIS [SINGLES]
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TaBLE TENNIS [DOUBLES]
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CARROM [SINGLES]
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CARROM [ DOUBLES]
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BADMINTON [SINGLES]
9
BADMINTON [DOUBLES]
10 BADMINTON [SINGLES]
11 BADMINTON [DOUBLES]
12 CRICKET
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WINNER
RUNNER UP
Hemant Lodha
Sandip Dhodapkar
Harshal Patil
Manish Thigale
Koushalendra Kumar
Afzal Sorathiya
Koushalendra Kumar
Ravi Tidke
Afzal Sorathiya
Deepak Rahile
Sandip Dhodapkar
Anand Sancheti
Sandip Dhodapkar
Kiran Adatkar
Kiran Adatkar
Pooja Agrawal
G. V. Prasath
Abhijeet Twade
Vishal Shisodiya
Mrigendra Manohar
Ratnakar Pagare
Sagar Durugkar
Kunal Waghela
Manoj Misar
Deepak Rahile
Ajay Chavhan
Rajesh Mishra
Sushant Mukherjee
Dhiraj Telrandhe
Abhishek Mehta
Mohan Ghorpade
Sunil Mistry
Sandip Dhodapkar
Sushant Mukherjee
Vishesh Vairagade
Ravi Tidke
Shailendra Jaiswal
Koushalendra Kumar
P. Radha Krishna
Rajesh Pant
Aarti Patki
Aarti Patki
Gauri Deshpande
Ashutosh Dubey
Shshant Mukherjee
Chandan Singh
Abhishek Mehta
Ghanshyam Naik
Nitin Darvelar
Vikrant Singh
Mukesh Rambhad
Sagar Sontakke
Samsudin Badsha
Rajesh Agnihotri
1st
Kshitij Joshi
DRAWING COMPETITION
Akanksha Joshi
MAN OF THE SERIES - CRICKET
VISHAL SHISODIYA
CHAMPION OF CHAMPION
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SANDIP DHODAPKAR
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CULTURAL
PERFORMANCE
2nd
Bhavya Naik
Jushi Mishra
Aarti Borole
Neha Ugale
Apruva Tribhuwane
Revati Wandhare
Harshali Gomase
Aruna Chaure
Payal Modi
Leena Dhanrajani
Sangeeta Purohit
Sumati Ramteke
Revati Mulmule
Sujit Acharjya
YogeshTambuskar
Milind Deshmukh
3rd
Garima Ppurohit
Prajkata Akojwar
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The Merit Award Winners are as follows:
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Best Performance Award (level 4&5)
goes
Mining division
Mr. H. Salam, Sr. Manager, T-Palle Project
to
Roads, Railways & goes
Yogesh Gawatre (Sr Engineer )
Irrigation division
to
goes
Electric division
Mr. Sanjiv Kumar; Jr. Engineer (Pen Project)
to
goes
E&CE division
Anil Nagose - Project department, Nagpur
to
UD, Tolls & Roads goes
Kishor Warkari, Delhi
O&M division
to
goes
Other divisions
Hemkant Mishra - Finance
to
Best Performance Award (level 6&7)
goes
Mining division
Mr. Satish Kumar, Surveyer, T-Palle Project
to
Roads, Railways & goes
Shivdas Sarode ( Billing Engineer )
Irrigation division
to
goes Mr. Devendra N. Mahajan (Supervisor - Dombivali
Electric division
to Project)
goes
E&CE division
Vinod Bankar - MEPL mktg, Pune
to
UD, Tolls & Roads goes
Krishankant Sharma, Delhi
O&M division
to
goes
Other divisions
Rajesh Pant - Human Resource
to
Best Behavior Award (All Levels)
goes
Mining division
Mr. R. Srikant, Electrical Engineer,T-Palle Project
to
Roads, Railways & goes
Arun Nehare (Puchase Astt. )
Irrigation division
to
goes
Electric division
Mrs. Kiran M. Adatkar; Asst. Manager, HO, Nagpur
to
goes
E&CE division
Vinayak Kavade - SMSEL, Pune
to
UD, Tolls & Roads goes
Ravindranath Pandey, Durg-By-Pass Toll
O&M division
to
goes
Other divisions
Akbar Saudagar - Finance
to
Best Personality Award (All Levels)
goes
to
Roads, Railways & goes
20
Irrigation division
to
goes
21 Electric division
to
goes
22 E&CE division
to
UD, Tolls & Roads goes
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O&M division
to
goes
24 Other divisions
to
19 Mining division
Mr. K. Ramakrishna, Executive P.S.,T-Palle Project
Sunil Parashar (Mngr Accts)
Mr. Jitendra Singh, Supervisor, SECL Project
Ganesh Narawade - MEPL, Pune
Uttam Patodia, HRBC Toll, Kolkata
Kavita Alone - General Service
Best Service Mate Award (Level 8 only)
goes
to
Roads, Railways & goes
26
Irrigation division
to
goes
27 Electric division
to
goes
28 E&CE division
to
UD, Tolls & Roads goes
29
O&M division
to
goes
30 Other divisions
to
25 Mining division
Mr. S. Madhusudan, Operator, T-Palle Project
Nivrati Gai ( Shift Co- 0rdinator )
Mr. Alkesh Dahake, Office Asst. HO, Nagpur
Mukesh Sookinda - MEPL, Pune
D. Meshram, Gundugolanu O& M Site, NH-5, A.P.
Raju Bhandari - Finance
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Visitors @ Delhi BMW Facility from Vietnam on 30 April 2012
Under the world bank South-South knowledge program on Healthcare Waste management,
delegates of Vietnam as well as official (s) from World bank & CPCB visited our Common
Biomedical waste treatment facility on 30 April 2012.
The purpose of the visit was to understand the bio-medical waste management aspects being
followed at our facility.
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Visit of Alter NRG & Air Products @
MEPL on 29th & 30th May 2012
Mr. Deepak Davda & Mrs. Anjali Khambete from
VAPI @ MEPL on 5th May 2012
Mr. Deepak Davda, General Manager, Tech, Vapi Waste &
Effluent Management & Co. Ltd & Ms. Anjali Khambete,
Associate Professor, Department of Civil Engineering,
SVNIT College Surat from Vapi Industrial Association
visited MEPL facility to explore the possibilities of
Plasma gasification of Hazardous waste & Plastic waste.
Mr. Mark Wright, Mr. Alex Goordetsky, Mr.
Frank Petrocelli, Air Products visited the MEPL
site on 29th May 2012. The purpose of the visit
was to study the use of Anthracite to replace
metcoke.
Visit of Solena
Absi India Pvt.
Ltd, Harayana to
MEPL Facility
Mr. Nitin Kalra,
Country Director,
India ,Mr. Joseph
Carlin, Executive VP,
Project
Development, Dr.
Robert T. DO,
President and CEO,
Solena Absi India
Pvt. Ltd
from
Haryana, visited the
MEPL Facility to
study the plasma
technology and for
further
business
proposals.
Visit of Mr. Mark, Alter NRG & Guests from
Global Korea Environment Co. Ltd. @ MEPL
on 30th May 2012
Mr. Mark Wright, Alter NRG along with Mr. LEE, Sang
Soo, CEO , Global Korea Environment, Co, Ltd. visited
the MEPL facility on 30th May. The purpose of their visit
was to explore the waste to energy through plasma
gasification.
Vasundhara Award for MEPL
MEPL is selected for Vasundhara Environment Award for the industry sector of the year 2012. The
awards will be distributed on World Environment Day, 05 June 2012, at Mumbai. This is one of
the most remarkable award in the field of Environment.
The “Vasundhara Award” by Maharashtra Pollution Control Board (MPCB) aims to:a. Recognize the efforts of industries, urban local bodies, schools and environmental NonGovernmental Organizations (NGOs) who have made significant contributions to sustainable
development and made measurable improvements to their performance, whilst achieving their
own business plans, service functions and societal objectives;
b. Put forward role models in sustainable development for Indian industries, urban local bodies,
schools, and NGOs for others to get inspired;
c. Align with international best practices of promoting efforts beyond compliance by practicing
sustainability.
The award will be given in presence of Chief Minister Mr. Prithaviraj Chavhan and Dy. Chief
Minister Mr. Ajit Pawar.
We Congratulate the MEPLTeam Members for this Achievement.
Distribution of 200 Nos. Of Mango saplings to the Karegoan Gram Panchayat
As a part of the Corporate Social Responsibility, the MEPL Team distributed 200Nos. of Mango
saplings to the Karegoan Gram Panchayat.
Initiative for Plantation:
MEPL took the initiative for plantation in coordination with MIDC, Ranjangoan by digging 1000
pits for plantation by MIDC in Monsoon.
Green Economy: Does it include YOU?
The 2012 theme for World Environment Day is Green Economy: Does it include you? Evidently, there are two parts
of this theme and the first tackles the subject of the Green Economy. This is where some people shut off their minds
because they find the concept of the Green Economy a little too complex to understand.
On the contrary, the Green Economy is really something that is applicable all around you and it is easy to imagine
how you fit in it. The UN Environment Program defines the Green Economy as one that results in improved
human well-being and social equity, while significantly reducing environmental risks and
ecological scarcities. In its simplest expression, a green economy can be thought of as one which is low
carbon, resource efficient and socially inclusive.
Practically speaking, a Green Economy is one whose growth in income and employment is driven by public and
private investments that reduce carbon emissions and pollution, enhance energy and resource efficiency, and
prevent the loss of biodiversity and ecosystem services. These investments need to be catalyzed and supported by
targeted public expenditure, policy reforms and regulation changes.
But what does all this mean for you? Well, this essentially what the second part of the theme is all about. If the
Green Economy is about social equity and inclusiveness then technically it is all about you! The question therefore
asks you to find out more about the Green Economy and assess whether, in your country, you are being included in
it.
TRAINING GLIMPSE
Corporate Finesse and Business Etiquettes
The training program on the subject
"Corporate Finesse and Business Etiquttes“
was held on 19 May 2012 at BMW Plant,
Nilothi Village, New Delhi.
The trainer Mr. Pranay Karnik had come
from
Indore
and
conducted all the points very clearly,
enthusiastically. The response from all the
participants was also very positive and
remarkable.
The trainer had explained about few
etiquettes in corporate business such as
E-mail writing, Visiting cards, shake hands,
self esteem etc. Few activities for
participants in a sense the growth of
company with individual were provided.
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Mayappa Pujari
Balu Khedkar
Raju Jagtap
Ramdas Dighe
Yogesh Mangar
Jadhav Changdev
Sambhaji Jagtap
Raju Admane
Suresh M. Raskar
Kardile Hanumant
Ishwar Parhad
Kamar Khan
Phalke Dilip
Balhu Tilekar
Sahebrao Navale
Sarjerao Gorde
Rajendra Zanjad
Umesh Tonpe
Shashikant Meshram
Dilip Salve
Dattaram Lase
Gopal Pawar
Rijwan H. Ansari
Navin G. Reddy
Vilas N. Gurav
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DEVENDRA KUMAR SAHU
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Name Of the Emp.
Vilas Shrivastav
PATIL SACHIN RANGRAO
saba khan
Satyendra Yadav
Arun Patil
Yashwant D. Rane
GHAN SHYAM TRIPATHI
MAHENDRA MESHRAM
bhushan betwal
GAJANAN K. DESHMUKH
M. VARADA RAJULU
SRIDEO BHANDARI
Santosh Shid
n vishwanadham (narsingoju)
Vipin Kr. Mishra
Kiran Bhor
Navnath Wakhre
Ajinath Gaikwad
Baboo V. Borade
BALAI GHOSH
SURAJ DHANDE
ANIL TODAK
GOPAL VASATKAR
Rohit Sinha
Shashikant Gaikwad
Manoj Chaudhari
CHANDER
Ramsiromani Dubey
Naikade Yogesh
PRAVIN N DAWARE
MANGESH BORULE
SACHIN VASANT JOSHI.
Mr.Rupchand Mandoker
NILESH ADAI
Amol Kale
DOB
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Name Of the Emp.
KISHOR WARKARI
PARMESHWAR DOUBALE
ABHAY KATHALE
Nisha Vijay Sancheti
Rovena Anthony
Bhiku Patil
BHIMRAO INGLE
RAJENDRA SHIMBARE
Sanjay M. Thute
Sarika Kamthe
Ashish Yawale
Ganesh Mhatre
PREMBIR SINGH
GANESH MHATRE
Matin Sayyed
SACHIN SALUNKHE
VINOD SHEKHAWAT
NIMBAJI SURALKAR
DEEPAK MORE
Charushila Sonawane
Nilesh Karkhile
Pranali Banait
RAVI INGLE
Kiran Chavan
Sonji Surase
PRABHAKAR KOTHALKAR
Manoj Manna
PUNARAT RAM DHIWAR
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R.G.Ughade
MANAS MANNA
Sakharam Patil
DNYANDEO BARHATE
PRASHANT ADAI
Shivdas Dalvi
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Ravindra Waikar
Walmik Pawse
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Shekhar Sangamnerkar
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SATISH INGLE
G Venkatesh Prasath
Renuka Majge
Devendra Jadhav
Rajkumar Malhi
Siddharth Gaikwad
Ganesh Muthukumar Asari
Rahul Patil
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Sunil Parashar
Rajesh Khotale
Babarao P Belsare
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MANGESH TEKADE
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Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a
government worker.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog. “T-square, do your stuff.” T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some
paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that, that was pretty smart.
The accountant said that his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, “Spreadsheet, do your stuff.”
Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of
three cookies each.
Everyone agreed that, that was good.
The chemist said that his dog could do better still he called to his dog and said, “Measure, do your stuff.” Measure got
up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly
eight ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that, that was pretty impressive.
Then the three men turned to the government worker and said, “What can your dog do?”
The government worker called to his dog and said, “Coffee Break, do your stuff.” Coffee Break jumped to his feet,
ate the cookies, drank the milk, claimed he had injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe
working conditions, put in for worker’ compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
They all agreed that, that was brilliant!