Transcript Example AGM pack 2

AGM – 2013 IN REVIEW
For the Attention of The Directors
Neil Aitken
Jarrod Miller
APOLOGIES FOR ABSENCE
Jarrod and Neil are two blokes
who like to do stupid stuff, drink
rum, sit on a boat and laugh their
asses off.
ABOUT US
• In line with strategy, 2013 has seen a shift from a large number of smaller dumb
things to a small number or large stupid things.
• Humor levels are consistently high ( again, in line with strategy )
• The list of achievements has been substantial
• Best joke line of the year ‘Chubby Checker’
• Permanent Residency opens the door of real opportunity for Neil
• Jarrod is enjoying life at Alliance and in the city
• Nett girlfriend position is 0 for 2013
• Investments in this area have not paid off.
NEIL AND JARROD AGM
Executive Summary
2010 - Stupidity by Month
2011 Stupidity By Month
60
60
White Water
Rafting
50
Stupidity ( Index)
Aerobatics
40
Eau De Vie
Big Buck
Hunterathon
30
20
40
30
20
-Dec-12
-Nov-12
-Oct-12
-Sep-12
-Aug-12
-Jul-12
-Jun-12
-Feb-12
-May-12
0
-Apr-12
0
-Mar-12
10
-Jan-12
10
2013 Stupidity By Month
2013 Regression Analysis
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50
Above : In previous years, stupidity was more evenly
distributed throughout the year.
Buying a
boat
40
Regression analysis reveals that we are undertaking a smaller
number of much stupider things. This is likely to be due to
Age
Time comittments
New York
30
20
Dee
10
Dec-13
Nov-13
Oct-13
Sep-13
Aug-13
Jul-13
Jun-13
May-13
Apr-13
Mar-13
Feb-13
0
Jan-13
Stupidity ( Index )
Stupidity ( index )
50
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STUPIDITY BY MONTH TREND IS CHANGING
Stupidity By Month
Strengths
Weaknesses
• Neil
• We have a good laugh with
whatever we do
• Jarrod loves Alliance
• Jarrod
• Crippling boat expenses
• Insufficient exercise for Neil
Opportunities
Threats
• Redundancy ?
• Own business ?
• Permanent Residency
• Age
• Getting fatter
• Girls becoming more mental ?
SWOT ANALYSIS IS A POOR MAN’S PESTE
2014 SWOT Analysis
JARROD : Key Achievements
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• ‘Finding’ sailor Jerry’s
• Coming up with the idea for New York
• Neil’s birthday present – stuff he actually wanted
• Awesome Walking Dead book
• Strong cross fit exercise investment
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Finding Harlem and hanging out until we became regulars
Buying a boat and sailing it north from Melbourne
Finding a way to stay in Australia
Getting dream job of Web Ops Manager at Virgin
Getting Permanent Residency
Moving WP to Responsive Design and starting to make a small
amount of money out of it
Gave up smoking
Winning Winter Series Sailing in 2013 on Ratty Twooey
Winning ‘Best Out Of Office’ and doing well on email pranking
Sailing up to Pittwater as skipper twice
Fiverr.com / Happy Dude
Getting better at boat jobs and maintenance generally.
JOINT : Key Achievements
• Buying bottles of Sailor Jerry’s at Harlem
• Finding Harlem
• Going to NY, New Orleans and Niagra Falls
• Concorde
• Hidden Cocktail bars
• Nearly exploding the boat using petrol stove
• Audi experience day
• Sailing to Pittwater
MARKET SUMMARY ANALYSIS
NEIL : Key Achievements
Girls
Jarrod
More Mental ?
• Text removed to protect the innocent
Neil
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec
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1
1
0
1
1
1
-1
0
1
-1
0
0
0
0
1
-1
1
-1
1
-1
1
1
-1
Nett Position :
0
0
• Text removed to protect the innocent
ACCOUNTS
Accounts ( Girls Acquired And Divested. )