Mister Porsche, died and went to heaven … He may make a wish and asked for a chat with God He asked.
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Slide 1
Mister Porsche, died and went to heaven …
He may make a wish and asked for a chat with God
He asked God :
Dear God you made the women, what where you thinking
about when you made them ?
God asked :
What do you mean ?
Porsche says:
She has a lot of mistakes
The front is not aerodynamic
She makes to much noise
The maintenance costs lie extreemly high
She is 5 a 6 days in a month useless
The back is too fat
She painted her self constantly
The head lamps are frequently too small
The fuel consumption lies much too high
God was thinking for a moment and answered:
“Mister Porsche, perhaps that’s true, but if you look at
the statistics, more men drive my invention then yours
Slide 2
Mister Porsche, died and went to heaven …
He may make a wish and asked for a chat with God
He asked God :
Dear God you made the women, what where you thinking
about when you made them ?
God asked :
What do you mean ?
Porsche says:
She has a lot of mistakes
The front is not aerodynamic
She makes to much noise
The maintenance costs lie extreemly high
She is 5 a 6 days in a month useless
The back is too fat
She painted her self constantly
The head lamps are frequently too small
The fuel consumption lies much too high
God was thinking for a moment and answered:
“Mister Porsche, perhaps that’s true, but if you look at
the statistics, more men drive my invention then yours
Slide 3
Mister Porsche, died and went to heaven …
He may make a wish and asked for a chat with God
He asked God :
Dear God you made the women, what where you thinking
about when you made them ?
God asked :
What do you mean ?
Porsche says:
She has a lot of mistakes
The front is not aerodynamic
She makes to much noise
The maintenance costs lie extreemly high
She is 5 a 6 days in a month useless
The back is too fat
She painted her self constantly
The head lamps are frequently too small
The fuel consumption lies much too high
God was thinking for a moment and answered:
“Mister Porsche, perhaps that’s true, but if you look at
the statistics, more men drive my invention then yours
Mister Porsche, died and went to heaven …
He may make a wish and asked for a chat with God
He asked God :
Dear God you made the women, what where you thinking
about when you made them ?
God asked :
What do you mean ?
Porsche says:
She has a lot of mistakes
The front is not aerodynamic
She makes to much noise
The maintenance costs lie extreemly high
She is 5 a 6 days in a month useless
The back is too fat
She painted her self constantly
The head lamps are frequently too small
The fuel consumption lies much too high
God was thinking for a moment and answered:
“Mister Porsche, perhaps that’s true, but if you look at
the statistics, more men drive my invention then yours
Slide 2
Mister Porsche, died and went to heaven …
He may make a wish and asked for a chat with God
He asked God :
Dear God you made the women, what where you thinking
about when you made them ?
God asked :
What do you mean ?
Porsche says:
She has a lot of mistakes
The front is not aerodynamic
She makes to much noise
The maintenance costs lie extreemly high
She is 5 a 6 days in a month useless
The back is too fat
She painted her self constantly
The head lamps are frequently too small
The fuel consumption lies much too high
God was thinking for a moment and answered:
“Mister Porsche, perhaps that’s true, but if you look at
the statistics, more men drive my invention then yours
Slide 3
Mister Porsche, died and went to heaven …
He may make a wish and asked for a chat with God
He asked God :
Dear God you made the women, what where you thinking
about when you made them ?
God asked :
What do you mean ?
Porsche says:
She has a lot of mistakes
The front is not aerodynamic
She makes to much noise
The maintenance costs lie extreemly high
She is 5 a 6 days in a month useless
The back is too fat
She painted her self constantly
The head lamps are frequently too small
The fuel consumption lies much too high
God was thinking for a moment and answered:
“Mister Porsche, perhaps that’s true, but if you look at
the statistics, more men drive my invention then yours