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Welcome to
Underwater Basket Weaving 101
This class will provide you with
opportunities for:
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Increased gross motor skills
Increased fine motor skills
Great exercise
Make your health care provider happy
Swimming lessons
Learn to hold your breath longer without turning blue like your two year old
Excuse to improve your appearance with laser eye surgery so you don’t need your glasses
or contacts under water
Toning up your thighs
Working with bamboo
Baskets for Christmas presents
Purchasing the latest fashion in swimwear
Provide women with a reason to get their legs waxed
Provide men the opportunity to enjoy the general “beach view”
Looking like your pet Char-Pei with shriveled skin
Learning life saving techniques
Making a big splash
Completing your electives
Easy “A”
Commandment I
Thou shalt not put
War and Peace
on a slide
This class will provide you with
opportunities for:
Increased motor skills
 Great exercise
 Swimming lessons
 Working with bamboo
 Baskets for Christmas presents
 Easy “A”
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Underwater Basket Weaving
101
Syllabus
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Faculty:
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Credits:
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Apply an appropriate theory in evaluating strengths, deficits, and strategies of underwater
basket weaving.
Examine multiple methods for basket creation under water.
Examine common problems experienced by the underwater basket weaver from a skin
divers perspective.
Analyze the roles of the underwater basket weaver in managing health problems.
Evaluate current research related to underwater basket weaving.
Course Requirements:
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Current theories and research related to underwater basket weaving are evaluated.
Primary underwater basket weaving skills are emphasized. Management of common
complications experienced during underwater basket weaving are examined. The impact
of underwater basket weaving to your health is evaluated. The roles of the underwater
basket weaver in providing quality and not soggy baskets are analyzed.
Course Objectives:
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3 Pool Hours
Course Description:
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Neptune, God of the Sea, PhD-TC (Doctor of Trident Carrying)
Attendance is required with only one excused absence.
Swimwear is required.
Create 3 baskets.
Grading scale:
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Pass – able to survive course without the need of the lifeguard
Fail – failure is not an option
Commandment II
Thou shalt not use
fonts smaller than
28 point
Underwater Basket Weaving 101
Syllabus
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Faculty:
Neptune, God of the Sea, PhD-TC
(Doctor of Trident Carrying)
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Credits:
3 Pool Hours
Underwater Basket Weaving 101
Syllabus
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Course Description:
Current theories and research related to
underwater basket weaving are evaluated.
Primary underwater basket weaving skills are
emphasized. Management of common
complications experienced during underwater
basket weaving are examined. The impact of
underwater basket weaving to your health is
evaluated. The roles of the underwater basket
weaver in providing quality and not soggy
baskets are analyzed.
Underwater Basket Weaving 101
Syllabus
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Course Objectives:
1.
Apply appropriate theory in evaluating strengths,
deficits, and strategies of underwater basket
weaving.
Examine multiple methods for basket creation.
Examine common problems experienced by the
underwater basket weaver from a skin divers
perspective.
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3.
Underwater Basket Weaving 101
Syllabus
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Course Objectives (continued):
4. Analyze the roles of the underwater
basket weaver in managing health
problems.
5. Evaluate current research on
underwater basket weaving.
Underwater Basket Weaving 101
Syllabus
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Course Requirements:
Attendance is required with only one excused
absence.
 Swimwear is required.
 Create 3 baskets.
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Grading scale:
Pass – able to survive course without the
need of the lifeguard
 Fail – failure is not an option
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Some of the steps
you will be shown are:
How to hold your breath
 How to see underwater
 How to get great results with wet plant
materials
 How to fill the basket when completed
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Some of the steps
you will be shown are:
How to hold your breath
 How to see underwater
 How to get great results with wet plant
materials
 How to fill the basket when completed
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Commandment III
Thou shalt not use
busy backgrounds
or ineffective colors
Some of the steps
you will be shown are:
How to hold your breath
 How to see underwater
 How to get great results with wet plant
materials
 How to fill the basket when completed
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Materials we will use are:
200
Bamboo
150
Pine Cones
100
Straw
50
0
Commandment IV
Thou shalt not
complicate slides
with too many
figures and tables
Materials we will use are:
200
Bamboo
150
Pine Cones
100
Straw
50
0
New Experiences
You will have experiences most
people never even dream of having!
Commandment V
Thou shalt use busy
animation, audio,
and pictures in
moderation
New Experiences
You will have experiences most
people never even dream of having!
Great reasons
to take this class!
•Maybe you love to snorkel.
•Perhaps you've got a knack for arts and
crafts.
•Or it could be you're just a slacker.
•Next semester, you could combine these
three skills into one.
Commandment VI
Thou shalt
acknowledge all
references used
Great reasons
to take this class!
•Maybe you love to snorkel.
•Perhaps you've got a knack for arts and
crafts.
•Or it could be you're just a slacker.
•Next semester, you could combine these three
skills into one.
Reference: http://web.csuchico.edu/~ka58/dwsm/index.html
Chico State University
This is your presentation
Not backed up
Commandment VII
Thou shalt surely
back up thy
presentation
This is your presentation
Backed up
Classroom presentations
Commandment VIII
Thou shalt not read
the slides word
for word
Classroom presentations
Passive – Lecture only
Commandment IX
Thou shalt not use
slides alone
Active Class activities
Lecture
 Case Study
 Scenarios
 Flash Cards
 Weave baskets
 Swim
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Practice
Commandment X
Thou shalt practice
Practice
Patience
Downloading a
large file
Commandment XI
Thou shalt be
mindful of learners’
limitations
Patience
Large file size
Small file size
Processing
Review of
Julie’s Essay (2001)
“The Complete History of
Underwater Basket-Weaving”
Why this essay?
Publication of senior project
 Lack of literature
 In the beginning, there was God…
 Earliest inhabitants of the world
 Landscapes perfectly suited to craft
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Early Human History
Biodegradable nature of baskets
 Egypt’s Contribution
 Greek Mythology’s Contribution
 Craft exhibitions at the Coliseum
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Human History Unfolding
Dark Ages (didn’t help this craft)
 Renaissance (helped the craft)
 Modernization of products in the world
 Contribution of Scuba diving
 Discussion of craft now permitted without fear
of persecution
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Commandment XII
Thou shalt allow the
listener time to
process the slides
Patience
We hope that you have enjoyed
your introduction to:
Underwater Basket-Weaving…
…and learning the
12 Commandments of
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UWBW University
Name:______________
has survived all the requirements of
this institution in fine swimwear
style and character.