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Beer
VS
Pussy!!
THE PLAYOFF
Beer is always wet.
Pussy needs a little work.
BEER 1
PUSSY 0
Warm beer
tastes awful.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 1
PUSSY 1
A really cold
beer is
satisfying.
One point to Beer.
BEER 2
PUSSY 1
If after taking a swig of
your favorite beer you
find a hair between
your teeth, you may
vomit.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 2
Ten beers in one night and
you can't drive home.
Ten Pussies in one night
and you don't want to
drive anywhere.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 3
If you have a lot of
beer in a public place,
your reputation may
suffer.
If you eat any Pussy in
public,
you become a legend.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 4
If a cop stops you and
you smell of beer you
may get arrested.
If you smell of
Pussy he may buy
you a beer.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 2
PUSSY 5
You normally
don't find old
beer.
One point to Beer.
BEER 3
PUSSY 5
Too much beer and
you'll think you see
flying saucers.
Too much Pussy
and you'll think
you've seen God.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 3
PUSSY 6
In most
countries
there's a tax on
beer.
One point to Pussy.
BEER 3
PUSSY 7
If you have
another beer the
first one never
gets pissed off.
One point to Beer.
BEER 4
PUSSY 7
You can always be
sure if you're the
first one to open a
bottle or can.
One point to Beer.
BEER 5
PUSSY 7
If you shake
beer it'll get all
agitated but it
eventually it
settles down.
One point to Beer.
BEER 6
PUSSY 7
You always know
how much beer is
going to cost.
One point to Beer.
BEER 7
PUSSY 7
Beer doesn't
have a mother.
One point to Beer.
BEER 8
PUSSY 7
Beer never
expects to be
hugged for half
an hour after
you've drank it.
One point to Beer.
BEER 9
PUSSY 7
FINAL SCORE
BEER 9
PUSSY 7
That's it! The matter is
settled, the clear
winner is:
BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry,
degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer
would experience none of those feelings, let alone
express them.
An extra point for BEER