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10th Annual Thursday Mixed Golf Goof Tournament
Saturday April 26th, 2014
Broken Tee Golf Course
2101 W. Oxford Ave.
Englewood, Co., 80110
Format is a fun 9 hole four person scramble with various
fun things happening on the different tees and greens (i.e.
putting with hockey sticks and pool cues, toilet seat putt,
opposite hand drive, one club hole, baby clubs, etc.
Some contest holes, and lots of random
drawing door prizes after the tournament
in the clubhouse!
The tournament where
scores don’t matter and fun does!
Tee
Time
Team
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12:00
12:09
12:18
12:27
12:36
12:45
12:54
1:03
1:12
1:21
1:30
1:39
1:48
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Player Names
Dan Vachon, Mick Jovanovich, Dutch, Mike Corbett
Stephanie Cox, Dan Krizek, Brandy Arroyo, Lino Arroyo
Cooky Vachon, Lauren Coogan, Penny Kline, Nancy Bicanovsky
Robin Stanton, Chad Hartsel, Joe Mack, Oeystein Bedin
Larry Rhoades, Jinson Abraham, George Baker, Cristy Walters
Jim Dimmit, Sandy Dimmit, Fred Hatcher, Larry Trimpe
Mamdouh Banoub, Lola Jovanovich, Jen Van Schoyck, Ken Van Schoyck
Dan Reese, Rod Wilson, Ron Kidd, Alan Cummins
Dave Kleidon, Dean Moeller, Odette Kleidon, Karen Moeller
Ernie Gurule, Julia Gurule, Terri Anderle, Dave Anderle
Ernie Gurule Jr, Justin Fairbanks, Cari Huser, Chet Huser
George Hoen, Chris Hoen, Troy Bustamante, Frank Ketchmark
Jon Massongill, Judy Massongill, Kurt Meyers, Donna Meyers
Please plan on being at the course an hour before your tee time so you will be ready to go when it’s your turn,
get your initial beers, and also so you can heckle those teeing off in front of you 
We bowl Singles and Doubles at 7PM, check-in by 6PM, the alley is about 1 mile (3 minutes) from the golf
course, so we should have plenty of time and won’t have to rush anything.
Singles/Doubles 4/26 6PM Check-In: Broadway Lanes – 5485 South Broadway, Littleton, Co. 80121
Team Event 4/27 12PM Check-In: Holiday Lanes – 10350 W Colfax Ave., Lakewood, Co. 80215
Group Hotel is Best Western Denver Southwest – 3440 South Vance Street, Lakewood, Co. 80227
9th Annual Thursday Mixed Golf Goof Tournament
Rules and Stuff – April 26, 2014
The format of the tournament is a Four Person scramble. All players in
each foursome will hit from the tee box (Men play from the Blue
Tees, Women play from the Red Tees). The team will pick the best
of the four shots and all players will hit from that spot. This will
continue until the ball is holed out.
Each hole has a Tee Box theme, and a Green theme to keep it fun.
Below are the contests and Goof Stuff for each of the holes.
!!IMPORTANT!! Everyone gets a water bottle, a gift bag (white for
ladies, brown for the men). You have 8 holes to drink the water, the
water bottle will be used on the 9th tee box. The yellow balls in the
gift bags will be used on the 4th hole, and the dice will be used on
hole #2.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hole 1 Tee – Heckle Me Tee & Oven Mitt Tee Shot – Anyone around the tee box can
heckle the person teeing off. Laughter on the downswing is a destructive thing.
There is also a pair of Oven Mitts on each tee box. You must tee off while wearing
a pair of the oven mitts.
Hole 1 Green – In The Crapper – There is a toilet seat around the hole with an opening
in the front. Leave yourself short for a straight in putt, or try and chip it over the rim
of the seat if you are feeling chipper.
Hole 2 Tee – One Club Dice Hole - Each foursome has a 6-sided die in one of the golf
carts. Prior to teeing off, each golfer rolls the dice on the floor of the golf cart. The
outcome will determine which ONE club that golfer must use to play the entire hole
from tee to hole. 1 = Driver, 2=Fairway Wood, 3=Hybrid or 4/5 iron, 4=7/8 Iron,
5=Wedge, 6=Putter. If you all roll a 6, its going to be a looonnng hole 
Hole 3 Tee – Stewie Griffin Long Drive Hole – There will be a pair of drivers on the
WHITE tee box of this hole, 1 lefty, and 1 righty. Everyone must tee off on this
hole with the baby drivers from the WHITE tees.
Hole 3 Green – Baby Putt – There will be a baby sized putter on the back edge of the
green. Once on the green, this putter must be used to putt out.
Hole 4 Tee – Jupiter Longest Drive – This is what it would be like to tee off on Jupiter
 The yellow ball in your gift bag is an extremely restricted flight golf ball. Each
player must use that yellow ball on this hole.. It may look like a short par-4, but it will
play more like a long par 5… These yellow balls must be used for the entire 4th
hole until the ball is holed. Contest: Longest Drive in the fairway wins.
Hole 4 Green – Minnesota Fatty Putz – There will be a pool cue on the back edge of
the green. Once your yellow ball reaches the green, the pool cue must be used
striking the yellow ball with the TIP end to “putt” out, no fair using the butt end of the
pool cue!
Hole 5 Tee – Timofey Mosgov Tee Shot – There will be a step-ladder on the WHITE
tee box. All players will tee off from the WHITE tees while standing on the top step
of the step ladder.
Hole 5 Green – Happy Gilmore Green – There will be a hockey stick on the back edge
of the green. Once the ball reaches the green, the hockey stick must be used to
putt out…
Hole 6 Tee – Wrong Way Drive - You must tee off opposite handed. If you are right
handed, you must go lefty…if you are a lefty, you gotta go righty. There will be a
bag of clubs on the tee box with various clubs to choose from, or you can borrow
one from someone in your foursome.
Hole 6 Green – Wrong Way Putt – Just the second part of this wrong-way hole. There
will be a pair of putters on the back edge of the green (1 lefty and 1 righty). You
must use one of these putters, or a putter from someone else in the foursome to
putt opposite-handed on this green.
Hole 7 Tee – Closest to Pin Contest – UNION BREAK! - Golf Goof Union forces us to
give everyone a union break after an hour, so here is your break. A regular golf
shot (If you remember what that is like..). Contest: Closest to Pin on the green
wins.
Hole 7 Green – Terminator Testicle Putt – On the back of the green you will find a box
with a pair of terminator testicles in it. Once you reach the green, replace your balls
with the Terminator’s balls and putt out from there.
Hole 8 Tee – Blind Mans Bluff - There will be a pair of black-out goggles, one pair on
each tee box. Tee shots will be hit on this hole wearing a pair of the blindfold
goggles (no peeking).
Hole 8 Green – Longest Plumbers Putt – There will be a copper pipe plumbers putter
on the back of the green here. All putts on the green of this hole must be made
with the plumbers puttyer. Contest: Longest made putt from the green wins.
Hole 9 Tee – Water Bottle Tee Shot - You must tee off with your ball on top of the
water bottle you are given on the 1st tee box. Hopefully you drank the water by
now  Contest: Longest Drive in the fairway wins this contest hole.
Hole 9 – MC HammerTime – You can’t touch this! There is a Hammertime putter on
the back of the green. Once you reach the green, you must putt out with your MC
Hammer Putter. The heckling from the gallery will probably not help much either.