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Man gets angry
The Flowchart of Sex
Man and Woman
agree to have sex
in the evening
NO SEX
Woman blocks
Man believes it
can start right away
Man tries again
Man carps on about
why Woman does
not want to have sex
No sex for
a looooong time
Woman relaxes
Man acts as if he has
forgotten all about it
Man assumes that the
time has come and makes
sexual advances
Man trips on purpose on the carpet,
showing how vulnerable he is
Woman gets tired
Woman suggests
having dinner together
Man discovers quickly how
much fun they can have together
even without sex
Man makes
sexual advance
The food takes hours
to prepare
Man pretends that
he is hungry
Man suggests
a bath for two
Woman melts
Man falls asleep
After bathing, Man
suggests opening
bottle of wine
Man drinks the
bottle by himself
Woman happily shares
this thought
Man suggests a refreshing walk
in order make Woman relaxed
Man tries to
find a shortcut
SEX
Man’s knee heals quickly and
he suggests sex
Man suggests
a trip to Venice
Woman gets excited and
starts to read a brochure
After the bottle of wine, Man does what
he should have had done at the start:
He buys her a pair of shoes