The Lifestyle of Centaurs

A Lexicon of the contributions of a society of party animals

The Party is the key institution

Not focused on food but teaching the social graces of centaurs!

A More Typical Party Scene

Note the presence of humans receiving instruction.

More specific instruction

A music lesson given by a centaur master

Research on party foods

Tiny circles made of oats were found in these vessels.

A Centaur Invention ?

Cheerios

A Toasted Whole Grain Cereal

Stages of a party

• • • • • • “Gathering” sometimes called “round-up” “Becoming part of the herd” “Putting on the feedbag” “Sowing wild oats” “Getting the brush off” “Looking for greener pastures”

Party Personnel

• • • • • • Host and hostess Geldings Brood mares Stallions Fillies Found at all parties?

A stallion and a young mare

Some final words

• “She that rises late must trot all day and shall scarce overtake her business at night.” -Benjamin Franklin.