Transcript No Slide Title

Want Street-Cred ??
Weapon Handling Tips from
the
Monrovian Peoples
Liberation Suicide Front,
Liberia
Rules:
Prohibited!!
1.
Use of Iron Sights
2.
Aiming
3.
Supported Firing Stance
Compulsory:
1.
2.
3.
4.
Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta Style Stances
Aggressive Hip Hop Style Dancing when Firing
Fearsome Facial Expressions/Vocalisations
Coloured Duct Tape for Urban Style Cam
The Following slides are
perfect examples
as actually used on Active
Service by the MPLSF
The ‘Glock Foh-Tay’ running stance, ensure
you wear huge pants and your favourite Hawaiian
shirt to guarantee maximum effect
Same stance with a wonderful flamboyant flair
‘Yo Yo Yo, Fo’ Shizzle’, the choo choo
combined with a side shoot and moonwalk,
simply magical
Don’t forget ‘bring a mate’ day, crew served weapons
are ideal in this situation
An excellent example of firing from the hip
whilst displaying ones best game face,
combining the robot and practicing your
favourite karaoke song
Old matey hates ants
Anti Aircraft Firing Position
(also known as “The Wino”)
Note here that accuracy is not to be guaranteed
Perfect demonstration of the imaginary chair
+
Lying unsupported with Slinky Toy Option
The MPLSF ‘Soul Train’ Combat Assault method
With special
appearance by Santa
Clause
Gardening gloves and a life jacket,
this boy ain’t going down with the ship
The life jacket makes a lousy a Flak Jacket!
Nice
‘Game Face’
Very few survive the difficult to execute but Very Stylish
‘Phat Bammer Swagger’ Shooting Stance
The latest in RPG Firing Positions.
The Phat and Funky ‘Batman Begins’ look.
Will NOT work without the cape.
Ensure you don’t lose your third
world mobile phone whilst firing!
One must never neglect ones dusting
because one is in Combat
The contemptuous for accuracy, one handed,
full burst on auto firing method, is a must for
instilling fear into the enemy.
One manoeuvre sure to strike fear into the enemy
and inspire any onlookers is this method.
The Non Aiming, Duck Walk, Support Weapon Firing method
Note also the subtle method of allowing a long string
of linked ammunition to dangle from the weapon so as to allow
your enemy to see that the least of your worries is a shortage of
rounds.
Choice Bro